School. Week #2

Well hello new school year, here’s to your love of making parents decipher random information:

“We are doing a poster on the Mayans.  They lived in Mexico, before there were horses, and they would shake their babies.”

“What?”

“They would shake them, it would make their heads longer.”

“Shape.  They would shape their skulls to elongate them.  Not shake.  I don’t think history shows that shaken baby syndrome was an issue a couple thousand years ago.”

“Oh.  Well, also, they were the first ones to invent hot chocolate.”